One cold, unforgiving day on the internet…Viking Lord and I trudged all the way to our respective keyboards to interview some plucky young web-content-superheroes. This…is their story.

TroubledYoungMan: VV would like to extend a very special welcome to the cast of Leaving Bliss (our new favorite web series, starring Shanna Micko, Brent Bailey, and Jordan St. Jean). Thank you guys for coming.

VikingLord: (to TYM)…They’re meeting us on the internet. I don’t know that that counts as them “coming” anywhere. They’re there, and we are here.
TroubledYoungMan: Shut up.

VikingLord: It has been decided by God that I ask the first question, along with all of the important ones. Shanna…will you go out with me?

Shanna: I assume by your moniker that you are the very large and powerful Nordic warrior type, which is typically what I look for in a man, but at this time I am spoken for. So, no.

TroubledYoungMan: (to VL) …Questions like that are the reason no one COMES to do interviews. ::Sigh:: (to Brent) Brent, you have to do a lot of topless scenes in the show. Has Shanna, or co-producer Steve Yager informed you of their intent to have Madison appear fully nude in future episodes? Because they told us in confidence that you will be appearing fully nude…

Brent: I knew I should have read the fine print! I think to keep our younger viewers onboard I probably should keep the pants on, but I have been notified that Madison might lose his shirt from time to time. Not to mention, if Patience walked in on Madison naked, I think she might have a nervous breakdown, and we can’t have that!

VikingLord: Jordan…will you go out with me?

Jordan: Hmm..well I just had my Wednesday 5pm-9pm canceled for this month so….sure!

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